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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 03:32

Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
These U.S. States Have the Highest Rates of Dementia - Gizmodo
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
What are the best skin care products for girls?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dinosaurs Had More Than Just Teeth—They Had Cancer, and It’s Changing Everything - The Daily Galaxy
So they tried
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Ryan Lochte’s wife Kayla reveals ‘painful’ divorce after seven years of marriage - New York Post
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Diet Sodas May Actually Be Raising Your Diabetes Risk, New Study Says - EatingWell
share office space ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Trump-Musk row fuels 'biggest crisis ever' at Nasa - BBC
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How often should you use red light therapy?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read