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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 03:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

These U.S. States Have the Highest Rates of Dementia - Gizmodo

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

What are the best skin care products for girls?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Do I need a Walmart account?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dinosaurs Had More Than Just Teeth—They Had Cancer, and It’s Changing Everything - The Daily Galaxy

So they tried

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Ryan Lochte’s wife Kayla reveals ‘painful’ divorce after seven years of marriage - New York Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Diet Sodas May Actually Be Raising Your Diabetes Risk, New Study Says - EatingWell

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Trump-Musk row fuels 'biggest crisis ever' at Nasa - BBC

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How often should you use red light therapy?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

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